jealous of jetpacks

Me: *watching Ever After*
The Husband (who likes zombies and violent movies): This is based on Cinderella?
Me: Yeah.
The Husband: Where's the fairy godmothers?
Me: That's kinda what Leonardo Da Vinci is.
The Husband: That slipper's not made of glass. 
The Husband: Why aren't there mice helping to sew her dress?
The Husband: Where's the pumpkin carriage?
Me: Shh.
The Husband: The story's falling apart, that's all I'm saying.

jessicasheaspotswood:

marielubooks:

I have something pretty to show you guys today….the Legend trilogy box set! Yup, this is coming out on November 5, 2013 when Champion releases, and it is so gorgeous I want to build a fort with crates of them. :D The box set includes Legend, Prodigy, Champion, and Life Before Legend (a pair of short stories about Day and June’s lives before the events of Legend).

It’s available for pre-order now on Amazon! Woot!

Agh! This is gorgeous and amazeballs and I want it!

Mmmm, I like the bullethole, yo.

jessicasheaspotswood:

This is like my tea cabinet! I have most of those. Except liver disaster.

No worries, babe, I got yo’ liver disaster. I call it vodka, but I brought enough to share.

wildbliss:

sshithappenss:

The difference between Freedom & Slavery is one thin line.

woah.

my jaw literally dropped wow

Me: *pops in Brave DVD to watch*
Husband (who hates any movie without zombies): *sort of watches while playing a computer game*
Brave DVD: *gets about half-way done*
Husband: When is she going to start riding a dragon?
Me: Wrong movie. Although I almost did watch How to Train Your Dragon instead.
Husband: I thought she got the dragon after hitting that guy with a frying pan.
Me: Seriously?
Husband: No, Sirius is in that other movie, the one with wizards. Or something. Maybe there's a dragon in that one, too. 
Me: #facepalm

firebolting:

havisham | world-shaker:

Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe?

Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity.

Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens.

Dickens and Dickinson had a fight over the expression ‘What the Dickens’.

ALSO LEAVE POE ALONE HE HAD A HARD LIFE.

Shakespeare adds the adjectives “handsome and lovely” before his name.

referencesforartists:

dimespin:

lampfaced:

stephenmccranie:

This essay is kind of the second part of an essay on taste that can be read here:

http://doodlealley.com/2012/10/01/taste-is-your-teacher/

YES

also, the message made me think of this -

Rebloggin’ because this is good stuff.

reblogging this again because it really changed how I feel about my own art and how I view the art world

GEE I WONDER WHERE THIS COULD BE GEOGUESSR