May 2011
Sometimes, when my dog wakes up...
…he’ll yawn, stretch, and look up at me.
“You’re a pretty boy!” I say.
He blinks and plops his head back down on the pillow.
And then I’ll get up and rub his belly.
I think my dog has a better life than most people.
My baby tells the worst jokes, sci-fi edition.
My Baby: Knock knock
Me: Who's there?
My Baby: Doctor
Me: Doctor who?
My Baby: Correct.
If you want a happy ending, that depends, of course, on where you stop your...
– Legendary film director Orson Welles, whose birthday is today. (via nypl)