May 2011
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Sometimes, when my dog wakes up...
…he’ll yawn, stretch, and look up at me.  “You’re a pretty boy!” I say. He blinks and plops his head back down on the pillow. And then I’ll get up and rub his belly. I think my dog has a better life than most people.
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My baby tells the worst jokes, sci-fi edition.
My Baby: Knock knock
Me: Who's there?
My Baby: Doctor
Me: Doctor who?
My Baby: Correct.
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“If you want a happy ending, that depends, of course, on where you stop your...”
– Legendary film director Orson Welles, whose birthday is today. (via nypl)
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